RIDE WARPIGHey rider, here you will find at a glance everything you need to know about the RIDE WARPIG TABLE.As acclaimed as Blake Lively's thigh shot on the red carpet, as coveted as Belen's porn and as rare as the neurons in your brain the Warpig re-enters the ring placing kicks in opponents' faces without restraint. Probably a line of dwarves and giants has thronged in front of Ride since the day of its release turning the waiting room into the poor, sweaty version of Warhammer, but the insistence of these characters must have convinced Ride to break out of the empasse of only three sizes by including an XS and an XL. Now that everyone can have a Warpig maybe you even want to know what to do with it, here I tell you that you will hardly find a more definitive board than this one. Ultra-wide, directional and shorter than the norm it floats like a board twice the size and stays nimble as hell through groves and tricky situations. Precise in the edge gives deep, stable carves at any speed, but the truth is, take it to the park and it will truly amaze you with stability on jumps and simplicity in maneuvers. It's no accident that Beau Bishop chose it as the board to demolish the Whistler resort.WARPIG RIDE BOARDWARPIG, RIDE 'S UNISEX board that rocks. Insole colors can be randomly alternated from those offered in the product image.WARPIG Directional Zero Camber Profile: a wide front rocker zone definitely helps in floatation and directionality is a trump card in riding, without sacrificing too much maneuverability thanks to the flat in the middle of the bindings.WARPIG Bi Radial Sidecut: a more closed radius at the tip ensures a faster turn initiation while a more open sidecut at the tail gives stability in turn exit and additional grip effortlessly.WARPIG SinteredSole: the sintered base composed of PTex 4000 is strong and very fast.WARPIG Performance Core Core: to the time-tested Aspen in its Performance Core Ride it has expertly added Bamboo strips and and Paulonia woods to combine responsiveness and lightness.WARPIG Cleave Edge Steel : this lamita uses almost 50 percent more steel making it extremely resistant to breakage and lengthening its durabilityWARPIG Slim walls : lightweight yet strong sidewall capable of giving excellent energy transfer but without compromising vibration and impact absorptionWARPIG Impact Plates Inserts: if you suck a little or turn really big (more likely the former) every now and then Impact Plates placed under the bindings will save your ass and board on the worst impacts or least successful tricks.WARPIG Carbon Array Inserts: the Carbon Array inserts comb out from the bindings to the contact lines on the edge, increasing the board's leading feel and torsional flex for precise riding and pinpoint maneuvers.WARPIG Hybrid Glass Inserts: by placing triaxial glass fibers at the tip and biaxial fibers at the tail, the board achieves excellent stability while perfectly balancing torsional stiffness and ease of...