A product called Demon Face Mask already says it all, back strap to properly wrap around the face this layer of polyester and nastiness with breathable membrane perforated on the mouth and ventilation slit on the nose so you don't get that waterboarding thrill we so detest, the bank robbery jokes are a given so I'll just say that if I were to put a red dot on the head of a newly elected president of one of the most important states in the world I would want this one, of course we joke agent.